Q

annabananacollison asked:

So how's school going?

A

Good! I get to wear pajamas everyday to school so what’s not to love about that? And so far all of the teachers seem really nice and they actually seem to give a shit about their students believe it or not. I hope everything is going good with you! Don’t get too lonely without me!

madambitchtits:

heavensairwaves:

heavensairwaves:

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY CAME TO MY UNIVERSITY AND I FOUND HIM AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED A SELFIE WITH HIM 

AND NOW I HAVE A SELFIE WITH BILL NYE

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NO I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

BILL NYE ASKED ME IF I WANTED A SELFIE AND THEN WALKED ME THROUGH THE STEPS OF TAKING A SELFIE

YESTERDAY WAS GLORIOUS

We must protect Bill Nye at all costs

(via zombies-go-omnomnom)

j0ye:

thelilysparks:

It’s amazing that people will see a kid yelled at or manhandled by a parent and say “It’s not my business, you can’t tell someone how to raise their kid” but if someone lets their son wear a dress it’s a public discussion.

THIS IS VERY RELEVANT

(via castiel-is-a-disney-princess)

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

(via castiel-is-a-disney-princess)

“IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
— it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

(via castiel-is-a-disney-princess)

laughter-everyday:

keytosymphony:

johneggbutt:

im still really confused and its pissing me off

she cant see her reflection 

i thought that was austin powers

(via castiel-is-a-disney-princess)

tequilafemina:

These are like the polar opposite of the infomercial gifs

(via pyrocactus)

bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

(via frenetiq)

why Castiel had a beard in Purgatory and Dean did not

caswouldratherbehere:

sentirlanada:

 “Well, it’s because he’s an angel, and all of his badass angel powers were congregating into his hair follicles because of the intense pressure of the atmosphere in Purgatory,”

Misha Collins

 

 ”The answer I got from the writers was ‘Dean has knives,’”

Jensen Ackles

 

(x)

I’m just going to stop and appreciate the fact that Jensen asked.

(via inkcaviness)

smile-youre-amazing:

fandlemonium:

Hermione Granger inspired scented candle!

Scents are layered, from top to bottom: new parchment, fresh cut grass, and spearmint.

Click image to purchase!

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS

(via inkcaviness)

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via ant0rm)

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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(via what-the-hells-going-on)


I.
five sets of two hands, fingers spread wide
my best friend lying next to me squeaks out
“never have I ever masturbated”
a chortle and a shrug between the boys as they flick down their obligatory fingers
and I can’t help but feel a twinge in my stomach as my pinky follows suit
the silence in the room is thick and grey and suddenly sliced by
“…really?”
yes really.
have you ever experienced fun?

II.
I pull away a hair caught in my scarlet lipstick
in my reflection I see my table mate from english class
behind me she blinks twice and scoffs
“who are you trying to impress?”
the bathroom door is closed behind her before I can ask
the last time she did something to impress herself.

III.
before a trip to the mall
one of my friends spends two hours
perfecting her bronzer
and choosing the perfect pair of shoes
the other rubs in dry shampoo
and is out the door in less than five minutes
they are two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.

IV.
my father calls me beautiful through a mouthful of popcorn
as I pour a glass of milk to accompany my now third piece of leftover birthday cake
he plants a kiss on my cheek and I grin as I wipe it away.

V.
she asks me what to do to start loving herself
and I send her away to my full length mirror
and demand to only speak to her
when she’s found something to adore
the way I did with my knobby knees
and tiger-striped hips
and big square teeth
fifteen minutes go by
and she finally points to the freckles on her nose
splits into a grin
the one that makes everyone weak in the knees
and I watch the lightbulb go off above her head
as she realizes
it’s never been her job to hate her body

VI.
i tell my sister she looks cute today
and the look on her boyfriend’s face
when she blurts out “damn right I do!”
is priceless.

VII.
I used to worry that I’d never find someone who loved me at all
and now my biggest fear
is finding someone who can adore me as much as I’ve come to.

— seven thoughts on self love that came to me before I got my driver’s license (llb)

(via where-the-crazythings-are)